Goat Simulator

Be a Baaaaaad Goat and Break Stuff

Updated: 12 Jul 2020 1:38 PM PDT

Goat Simulator

Looking for a story-driven game full of intriguing characters? A tale for the ages, one with ups and downs and heart-wrenching moments?

You might be surprised what we found with Goat Simulator...[read more below]

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Goat Simulator

Be a Baaaaaad Goat and Break Stuff

Updated: 12 Jul 2020 1:38 PM PDT
Posted: 12 Jul 2020 1:12 PM PDT

Goat Simulator - Be a Baaaaaad Goat and Break Stuff

Cult Classic Physics Simulator

Outrageous has a Home Here

Looking for a story-driven game full of intriguing characters? A tale for the ages, one with ups and downs and heart-wrenching moments? Well, keep looking, because that is not Goat Simulator.

Goat Simulator is one of the most fun physics simulator games ever to grace any console.

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Wreck Everything

The goat in Goat Simulator officially launched way back in 2014. You are a goat, and the world is your goat fodder. Everything in this game is destructible. Sometimes, that means the game itself is destructible!

Unlike other developers, though, Coffee Stain Publishing embraced it. The more outrageous, the better. Fling your goat through the walls? Excellent, have a secret cavern hidden beneath all those pesky pixels.

The 5/5 concept spawned countless games since 2014. Sometimes we all want good old fashioned giggles and silliness. Goat Simulator provides precisely that at every turn.

They're Here. And Goatier Than Ever

There are all the sounds and sights of real life. Sometimes, they look great-- like superimposed pictures straight into the game. Other times, you'll see every single pixel on your goat's tongue.

Either way, Goat Simulator isn't out to impress anyone. Maybe that's part of what makes Goat Simulator so great, though. It's a game that has endured six years across countless consoles.

All of this aside, though, it's an average 3/5 in the graphics department. The audio isn't much better at a 3.5/5. However, don't let that dissuade you from giving this wacky classic a try.

Complete Quests, Explore, and Customize

The core of game-play includes flinging your goat around. You can lick and kick things. Use your sticky tongue to grab objects or swing to and from almost any surface. Explore everywhere from under the ocean to outer space with your trusty goat!

Wrecking things earns points. Creatively destroying things earns even more points. Playing the game and earning lots of points unlocks different outfits and other exclusive goodies for your goat. Give your goat wings. Or don't. I mean, it's your goat simulation, not mine!

Everything is fair game in Goat Simulator. There are plenty of encounters all over the world. Find and rescue your fellow goat comrade from the Satanic sacrifice those pesky humans are attempting. Then, wreck the ceremony by flinging yourself-- and the humans-- all over the place! This is just one example of the scenes waiting for you to find in Goat Simulator. It's a 5/5 experience that never takes itself too seriously and makes sure you don't either!

The Goatiest Simulator Still Reigns

Goat Simulator is packed full of bugs. It's not the prettiest game. It's certainly not a story-driven experience either. Yet, for some reason, it's a game that we all love.

Every time I mention Goat Simulator to any gamer, it gets a chuckle. Maybe that's because there's something fun about running around like a reckless goat hellbent on making life hard for humans. Maybe we all secretly want to raise a little hell. Goat Simulator lets us do just that-- and even encourages it at every turn.

TL/DR

Every dream you've ever had about playing as a goat comes true in Goat Simulator, the physics-based exploration game.


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