Desktop Goose

The goose is going to piss you off

Updated: 27 Jul 2020 12:04 PM PDT

Desktop Goose

In Desktop Goose, you let an unsuspecting goose go loose on your desktop. How do you think that will pan out?

Desktop Goose is not a playable game. It acts more like an app. "Essentially, an adorable goose will pop...[read more below]

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Desktop Goose

The goose is going to piss you off

Updated: 27 Jul 2020 12:04 PM PDT
Posted: 21 Jun 2020 11:40 AM PDT

Desktop Goose - The goose is going to piss you off

...hey! GIVE ME BACK MY MOUSE!!

Drive the community mad!

In Desktop Goose, you let an unsuspecting goose go loose on your desktop. How do you think that will pan out?

game-desktop goose


What to Know

  • Is Desktop Goose a game? No. It is an app. Super fun and sometimes annoying!
  • Can I mod it? Yes
  • Will the Goose take my cursor? Yes, but it will let it go
  • What can the Goose do? Bring memes, GIFs, grab your cursor, honk at you, leave footprints on your desktop, and more

Someone really wants to drive you mad!

Desktop Goose is not a playable game. It acts more like an app. "Essentially, an adorable goose will pop onto the screen and mess you with you in a variety of ways." It will steal your cursor and make you fight to get it back. It will track muddle goose prints all over your desktop, obstructing your view and inconveniencing you in general. It will periodically pop up with memes that are going to distract you. It will drag windows around your screen. Wait long enough, and he will also open documents and type funny phrases.

While this is adorable, if it happens while you are in the middle of a serious project, it goes from kind of cute to extremely annoying. Make sure you disable the program before trying to do any serious work.

Awe, it's so cute

Yeah, even if the Goose is driving you nuts, there's a certain charm to it. Clearly, we're not talking about high fidelity audio or a three-dimensional goose that will make you believe it is about to leap off the scream and maul you to death with a bright orange beak.

That being said, it would be nice if the goose was a little sharper. It goes for cuteness, but it comes off as a little rushed. Sound effects are virtually non-existent, save for the periodic HONK that will probably startle you...as it was certainly designed to do so.

I'm in the middle of a project here!

There's no real way to "play" with the goose, so to speak. Yes, you can close windows and smash your keyboard until you get control of your computer back. Sadly, the goose generally lacks interactivity, which feels like a lost opportunity because if you could really fight back against the goose, you'd be adding a ton of fun to this experience.

Good that game is free

The Desktop Goose is available for a download via its creator's website. It is a free program, which is good, because why on earth would you pay anyone to go out of your mind? If you are feeling generous, you can pay the developers. That's probably the right thing to do, considering that some hard work went into designing such a cleaver program.

The Desktop Goose isn't repayable, per se. In fact, it gets old after about five minutes. But isn't that sort of the point? Desktop Goose is good for a quick distraction or if you want to prank a buddy. It isn't something you'll be spending a lot of time with, but if you want a quick laugh or to piss off your friend, Desktop Goose is for you.

TL/DR

An adorable goose wrecks havoc on your computer by pulling off a variety of hi-jinks designed to disrupt your day.


How to Play

Use the official link below to get Desktop Goose:


What do you love about Desktop Goose?

What are your favorite things about Desktop Goose? What needs improvement?

Let us know in the comments below

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Adam
178 weeks ago
he pisses me off like ******************************************************************************************************************************
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grend
179 weeks ago
who do i get it
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Brianna
187 weeks ago
how do you get a goose reeee
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Aaron
187 weeks ago
this is cute
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Cut
187 weeks ago
This is for "Kaitlyn". No one knows the goose lives its goose life on your desktop and theres no stopping it XD
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Jasmine
188 weeks ago
how do you download it
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Caeden
188 weeks ago
How do i disable it/enable it?
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Kaitlyn
188 weeks ago
How do you turn it off?!
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Amelie
188 weeks ago
um chille anyways so-
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Baxter
188 weeks ago
I WANT THE DUCK
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poodoo
188 weeks ago
Have your say...
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Baxter
188 weeks ago
I WANT THE CUTE DUCK NOW!
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brodrick
188 weeks ago
i want to install
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Gamer
188 weeks ago
how do i instal this lol
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Xander
188 weeks ago
nnnnooo
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Hector
188 weeks ago
how is desk top goose a good thing
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Daniel
188 weeks ago
no it opens tabs and takes ur mouse
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reverse
188 weeks ago
How do I even install this goose
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Deidra
188 weeks ago
how do i evn get this gose get a brain
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Emma
188 weeks ago
dude i keep trying to get it and i can't wait for it to pop up
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kittens
188 weeks ago
I WANT IT BADLYYYYYYY
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Ryan
188 weeks ago
how do I use this?
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Rene
188 weeks ago
this is cute
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zoe
188 weeks ago
lmao these comments- chile anyways so
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Robbie
188 weeks ago
how do i get this
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ihoopbetterthanjoy
188 weeks ago
llove it
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Alex
188 weeks ago
i got it it soo fun :)
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Leslie
188 weeks ago
Its funny but annoying but more funny :D
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LUIS
188 weeks ago
TwT why
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LUIS
188 weeks ago
why
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lillyann
188 weeks ago
i want it to annoy myself bc of roblox lmao🤣
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Teddy
188 weeks ago
how do i download it, is it free, and is there a duck one or any others like the goose?
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XxItzGachaNxraxX
188 weeks ago
Uhm how do you get rid of it?!?!
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Cut
187 weeks ago
delete it
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Aidan
188 weeks ago
i want itttttt
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Hector
188 weeks ago
i want it!
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Aaron
188 weeks ago
poop
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Jacob
188 weeks ago
I cant dowlod
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Cut
187 weeks ago
Its probobly for the best
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Matthew
188 weeks ago
oh nvm
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Matthew
188 weeks ago
why does it cost money 😡
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Cut
187 weeks ago
it doesnt T_T
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BananaSplitty
188 weeks ago
Can I get my mouse back if he takes it
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The
188 weeks ago
can i get rid and put back the goose
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Cut
187 weeks ago
i believe so
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Meagan
188 weeks ago
it gets kinda annoying after a while
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Cut
187 weeks ago
mmmmm yes the floor is made out of floor
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geteatenbyme1
189 weeks ago
well i want the free link you can talk to with notepad
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wolf
189 weeks ago
hi
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jayson
189 weeks ago
i can not do it
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Hannah
189 weeks ago
is there a link?
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Thisdoombo
189 weeks ago
yo wassup shelly
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Shelly
189 weeks ago
Henlooooo :3
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Natalie
189 weeks ago
hoi
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Thisdoombo
189 weeks ago
how you doing shelly
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Genevieve
190 weeks ago
how do you get t?!
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clifton
190 weeks ago
gooooooooooose
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clifton
190 weeks ago
goose
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